Built A house up on it, that’s an ass state

I always fantasize about owning property one day and what I'd do to make it my own. The apartment I share with my roommate now is a pretty good preview of the path I'll be going down: modern but filled with sick art and design objects. "Quirky" is a word I don't really like to use but probably best describes that other bucket of things I tend to be drawn to. Butt bookends anyone?