The Rage

If you want to carry "fierce" in your hand this fall, then you need the limited edition spike clutch by Burberry. Unfortunately, this won't double as a weapon (damn it) since the spikes actually dangle like beads, but it will sure make you look like a black metal turned high fashion worshiper. There's actually a waiting list started already online and in Burberry stores for first dibs on this crazy thing. Shit, if two grand was chump change to me, I'd sign up right now.