Crab claws and bottles of rum

I got so excited when I saw this swimsuit on Asos this morning. It's like a rad lace-up sandal reincarnated into a one-piece. I immediately searched around the site and couldn't find it, so I did what any excited consumer would do...email the company. A very nice "customer care advisor" informed me it wouldn't be available until the first week of June. That's fine by me- I need more time to shed off some budweisers anyway!